So, you want to know more about me;
Maybe you want to know if I’m secretly an astronaut, orbiting Earth in the International Space Station. Of course, if that was the truth, then you might ask yourself, “Hey, they’re an astronaut in space who’s supposed to be doing important things. So why, then, does he have time to blog?” Well, as it turns out, you have an unfathomable amount of free time up here. Usually I just stare out the window at, oh you know, planet Earth, but sometimes I feel like I should do something more productive. So I started a blog. At least, that’s what I would say if I was indeed an astronaut orbiting Earth in the International Space Station. Or maybe you want to know if I’m actually a cat in disguise as a human. One who’s realized how the internet positively adores those of feline heritage. Then you might wonder, “Wait, a cat? Cat’s can’t speak English. Is this person on drugs?” To which I’d reply, meow.
But alas, I’m not a cat. Nor am I an astronaut. I am but a lowly student at –insert name of school or university here-, who has an undying desire to write; to share; to inspire. Alright so that last one might be asking too much, but hey, who says it’s impossible. Everyone? Oh… Well in that case, “Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that you can’t do this or that. That’s nonsense.” So there. Now I bet you feel stupid, don’t you? With your nonsensical ways and all.
Then again, maybe you just came here for my name. In which case I apologize that you had to struggle through all of that to get to here. My name is, oh wait. Sorry, I’m not telling you my name. As I’m sure I’ll mention in my very first post, which will also serve as the blog’s introduction, I’m naturally not inclined to share intimate details with complete strangers. So if you really must call me something, don’t.
Now, for the first of many times, consider yourself informed. Hm. That sounded cooler in my head. Eh, adios!